About MAMA

WE LIVE IN AN ADULT DAYCARE WORLD

You know it. I know it. Everyone's known it for years. You sit in the fluorescent bleakness of it, nodding along, waiting for a cataclysm to set you free. But the cataclysm never comes.

THIS IS REALITY AND NOBODY IS DESCRIBING IT

Traditional men's magazines politely pivoted and became women's magazines. Meanwhile podcaster chuds pump multilevel marketing schemes. Everyone's selling scams or anal sex. There's no voice for men who aren't gay or retarded. Like actually retarded.

MAMA IS A MAGAZINE FOR THE SOPHISTICATED RETARD

A man who can read, and still reads, in between Twitter rotting his brain and Instagram rotting his soul. A man who lives in reality, thinks about reality, laughs at reality, and on his best days, bends reality to his will. A man who knows life's not all bad. In fact, some of it's great and beautiful and weird.

MAMA covers the big things and the small things. It's the first word on life, on culture, on sex and golf and memes and tits. It's about being a serious person and a retard and winning at life, even if you are a retard.