Judaism Isn't Gay
Holy is to set apart
By Isaac Simpson · June 4, 2026 · 8 min read
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination."
- The Jews
Groypers have been oriented against Chabad, a sect of Hasidic Jews, since Tucker Carlson declared jihad against Chabad on one of his recent streams. There are similarities between the groups. Both are growing rapidly. Both are right-wing, but not “Conservative.” Both shun homosexuality.
And they agree upon one very fundamental thing: there’s something very wrong with Jews. Or, at the very least, that Jews are “different.”
Groypers think it’s biological. That Jews are chimera parasites who cuddle up to host populations to siphon their life force away. Hasids think it’s spiritual. God gave Jews a special spiritual craving. And when it’s fulfilled with anything else besides God? Disaster.
For Groypers and for God, the Jews’ time is always limited. In the Groyper version of history, natives (of “109 countries!”) throw out Jews as soon as they realize they’re being sucked dry. In the Hasidic interpretation of the Torah, God kills large swaths of Jews every time they abandon their spiritual duty and start worshipping idols, gold, sex, and revenge instead of Him. Different paths, but the same destination. In substance, they’re similar points of view.
And both ideologies arrive at the same answer to the Gay Question. It doesn’t make a ton of logical sense why Groypers are anti-Gay, but they very firmly are. You might think that those frustrated by the unfairness of the sexual marketplace would lean into homosexuality as curative to their condition. They might thank gays for opting out and raising the SMV of every remaining straight man, them included.
But the Groyper takes a staunch anti-gay stance, sort of loosely rooted in religion, but never super liturgical. It’s more the sense that being gay is fake, and being fake is gay. Groypers are, if nothing else, purists. Homosexuals, as they see it, are deeply impure. They’re cheating at the game, and they know it. Adult diapers don’t lie.
Judaism has of course a much deeper esoteric perspective on homosexuality. The ban in Judaism, the original ban insofar as all monotheism is concerned, is rooted of course in the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, which portrays homosexuals as predatory agents of chaos. God sends two angels to investigate Sodom, hearing that the two cities Sodom and nearby Gomorrah have been overrun by evil. Abraham’s nephew Lot, who lives in the area, welcomes them into his home, but the Sodomites show up to gay rape the angels. Lot offers up his daughters to satiate the crowd, but they refuse, being unsatisfied with anything less than angel bussy. This is important because it portrays the homosexual drive as not a mere extension of generalized rape, which would have been satisfied by the daughters, but a specific condition, a particular form of animalistic depravity. The angels blind their homo attackers and God sends the airstrike. PBR Streetgang to Almighty.
Beyond this famous Bible story, the greatest Torah scholar of all time, Maimonides, interprets a clear ban on homosexuality - not just for Jews, but for all human beings. It’s one of the “7 Noahide Laws” - commandments for non-Jews. The mistake the Groypers make is thinking that these rules are only for non-Jews. In fact, six of the seven “Noahide” laws weren’t given to Noah, but to Adam. They were the very first rules given to mankind, absolute unbreakable default laws for everybody, Jews included. They’re not sufficient for goys, they’re necessary for everyone.
Here are Maimonides’ bright-line rules for sexual deviance from the Noahide laws:
There are six illicit sexual relations forbidden to a gentile;
1) his mother
2) his father’s wife
3) a married woman
4) his maternal sister
5) a male
6) an animal
You may first notice that the Rabbi who runs Pornhub, Solomon Friedman, didn’t attend his Torah lessons. Also note that the original biblical interpretation of “adultery” only covers married women. Nor, interestingly, do these commandments prohibit rape. But they do prohibit homosexuality. Judaism is thus very much, overwhelmingly and obviously, not gay.
Yet “Cultural Jews” want us to believe the opposite. They love declaring that being Jewish is, for some abstract reason, all about being gay. They say it’s spiritually gay, politically gay, and aesthetically gay. Gay gay gay. Judaism is gay! Judaism is trans! Behold how the warmth of Jewy Jewishness overcomes the cold boundaries of sexual traditionalism. Witness what looks like a schlubby Jewish Mets fan from Long Island twerk like a black girl! See the 60-year-old Jewish transgender tenderly held by his very Jewy-ass wife! Love wins! Love conquers all! Judaism is the Beatles!
Of course the Groyper loves this, because it confirms everything he’s ever believed about subversion. It undermines the sanctity of stable marriages, the building blocks of any functioning society. The more unmarried people, the more chaotic a society will be – in large part because a huge population of men will be driven to violence if they have no possibility of reproduction. Jews, weakening their host populations, employ homosexuality to corrode the foundations of society.
But what Groypers can’t explain is why Jews would subvert themselves. Rainbow flags were in reform synagogues long before churches. Tel Aviv came out as the gayest city on Earth well before any other. Meanwhile, in far-more-religious Jerusalem, only one hour away, the numbers of gay pride attendees has declined year after year for a decade. 2016: 25,000. 2017: 22,000. 2019: 15,000. 2024: 10,000. One Orthodox Jew stabbed participants at a gay pride parade in 2005 and went to prison for a decade. He got out in 2015. Three weeks later, he proceeded to stab another gay pride parade and go back to prison.
But over in Tel Aviv, globalist secular central, the numbers are reversed. Tel Aviv actively holds itself out as gay, and gay as Jewish. Why do they do this? Back to the thing Groypers and Hasids agree on. There’s something very wrong with Jews.
Why are Jews so preternaturally attracted to homosexuality? Without God, Jews chase the dragon at the edges of propriety. Curing this condition is what the Torah is all about. The great power of the Jew to destroy himself is acknowledged. Transcending this great pain created the Bible. In a way, the Torah is the cure to Jewishness. Judaism isn’t gay, Jews without Judaism are.
In Hebrew, the word “holy” literally means “to separate.” “To set apart.” Separating the darkness from the light. The land from the sea. The beasts from the men. And the men from the women. I remember my first time walking into a Chabad during prayer service. I was raised with zero religion so I was a fish out of water. The first thing I noticed was the makeshift wall, made of rolling cubicle dividers draped with cloth. On one side, men prayed. On the other, all women.
Even in the depths of Los Angeles, Chabad maintains a physical and spiritual wall between men and women. The secular Jewish women who come to Chabad dinners, no matter if it’s rich kid Shabbat or old people Shabbat, usually hate this wall, yet, according to Chabadniks, it is precisely why it attracts them. An uncompromising dedication to rules is a beacon for the Jewish soul. Lapsed Jews yearn both to tear it down and to be dominated by it.
Why is homosexually offensive to Judaism? Because it destroys the boundary. It cuts down the wall. We all know the wall is there. Kids five years old call each other gay. You know you’re not supposed to stick your dick in there. But without God, you have no logical way to interpret that default knowledge. So then suddenly you want to destroy the wall because you don’t know why it’s there. The Torah tells you why.
Judaism is a reiteration of the oneness of God over and over. A paradox in its own way because in Judaism, everything is God and thus everything is the same thing, which is the opposite of differentiation. But once this is accepted, the only red string through the labyrinth of existence is God. And thus Holiness literally means differentiation. The liberal instinct to smash all walls, “anyone can be anything,” in fact rubs against holiness.
Believing in God’s law certainly doesn’t eliminate sinful behavior. When it comes to following the rules, I am pathetic as they come. I can barely be bothered to respect the Sabbath, which is for many Jews is equally as important as any Noahide law. However, what belief in the structure of the religion creates is a compass. You at least can distinguish up from down. Your soul is ordered. Without it, up becomes down. Your soul is chaotic.
Whether or not Jewish gay behavior is attributable to a hungry soul or to some sort of biological parasitism, the cure is the same. Either kill all Jews, which has been tried, or understand that religion is the answer. The Torah is far more corrosive to Jewish misbehavior than slaughter. The entire purpose of Jews on this earth isn’t to destroy anybody. It’s to not be gay.